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Showering in a river near a raw sewage treatment plant URDIW

Using gasoline as a fire starter URDIW

Trying to press pretty flowers using a Kindle URDIW

Calling someone a hipster while wearing shutter shades URDIW

Arguing on myspace about who’s more “gangsta” URDIW

Protesting the G-20 by terrorizing minimum wage workers at a Boston Market URDIW

Washing your cell phone in the sink after spilling soda on it URDIW

Protesting the G20 by filling a super soaker with urine and feces URDIW

Spraying Oust in your drink because it smelled weird URDIW

Thinking the US health care system is fine the way it is URDIW