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Buying “aged” white wine URDIW

Putting “www.” in front of your email address URDIW

Trying to sell homemade wine while snaking out a customers toilet URDIW

Protesting taxes by calling yourself a “teabagger” URDIW

Putting a pen in a pencil sharpener URDIW

Cleaning a drinking glass with Windex URDIW

Peeing in the kiddie pool URDIW

Using WD40 as a sexual lubricant URDIW

Showering in a river near a raw sewage treatment plant URDIW

Using gasoline as a fire starter URDIW