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Trying to press pretty flowers using a Kindle URDIW

Calling someone a hipster while wearing shutter shades URDIW

Arguing on myspace about who’s more “gangsta” URDIW

Protesting the G-20 by terrorizing minimum wage workers at a Boston Market URDIW

Washing your cell phone in the sink after spilling soda on it URDIW

Protesting the G20 by filling a super soaker with urine and feces URDIW

Spraying Oust in your drink because it smelled weird URDIW

Thinking the US health care system is fine the way it is URDIW

God coming to me and telling me he’s gonna wear protection he swears URDIW

Licking a power outlet for a “pick me up” URDIW