URDIW

“Yeah a variable rate mortgage sounds great” URDIW

Wiping off a stove burner with a dry napkin while it’s still hot URDIW

Complaining to the cop at a DUI checkpoint that he’s killing your buzz URDIW

Using a bottle opener on a jar of pickles URDIW

Grabbing a knife by the blade URDIW

Doing it for Lil Saint URDIW

Grabbing a cactus because it looks soft and fuzzy URDIW

Asking Santa to sit on your lap URDIW